i tried to write about your eyes
but i ran out of cliches
i tried to say you plainly
but there wasn’t enough truth
whoever invented this language
didn’t anticipate you
20/07/14: The Cow Days
Nah, nothing at all flirtatious going on here. Nothing.
I FORGOT HOW GAY THIS WAS OH MY GOD
I know that I intellectually know how gay it was but the LIGHTING and their goddamn FACES they were just playing footsie while Angelo set the motherfuckin “Lady and the Tramp” candle on the table
"Is that what girlfriends do? Feed you up?"
Listen to Sherlock tell John in no uncertain terms that he’s never had a girlfriend and wouldn’t even know what to do with one. Not really his area.
"I will fucking feed you up. Then I will put that devastating mouth to better use" John states clearly via Martin look-dialogue magic.
that probably was the actual dialogue before martin “i can do that with a look” freeman got it cut out.
This will never not make me laugh
I thought mpreg was like a type of audio/video format and I googled it and well I am wrong.
HOLY SHIT. MY NEIGHBOUR IS SCREAMING AT HER BOYFRIEND.
Yeah, the two that keep me up at odd hours of the night.AND I’M ONLY PICKING UP BITS AND PIECES BECAUSE HE’S NOT SHOUTING BUT I’M FAIRLY POSITIVE HE JUST TOLD HER HE’S GAY AND THAT HE’S BEEN CHEATING ON HER WITH HIS BOYFRIEND.
UPDATE. UPDATE. HE’S CHEATING ON HER WITH HER BROTHER.
SON OF A BITCH IT’S LIKE A BAD SOAP OPERA EPISODE.
that angel shadow picture will forever be my favorite thing
Fuck up your sleeping schedule with me so i know it’s real.
not wanting to date someone because you aren’t physically attracted to them doesn’t make you an asshole
wanting to sit at home watching TV instead of hanging out with people doesn’t make you an asshole
cutting off a friendship that was not satisfying to you doesn’t make you an asshole